It’d never wark out between us.

Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

This is exactly why allowing .zip as a gTLD was such a damn stupid move.

Blu-ray was launched 19 years ago.

Before I put anything on, I need you to explain to me how you have an empty top and skirt which are laying naturally flat but a pair of empty socks which are somehow shaped like there are legs in them.

And keep it going whenever you see that person again. “Hey, aren’t you that watch guy? Are you wearing the watch today? Where’s the watch? Show us your watch!”

Happy Pride Month to you too! 🌈

I assume all that money went into decorating the entire interior of the mansion like this.

Bad news for that one woman who is somehow the only police officer in every single area of Japan.

“It’s like, ‘look at me! I drink too much!’”

With irritated paper-shuffling noises.

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp plants?

The nature of those unique experiences varies from person to person. My field trips might have been good memories had it not been for the fact that the horrible assholes I was stuck going to school with were there.

Kate & Leopold (2001)

Kate: I wasted the best years of my life on you.

Stuart: Those were your best years?

Or even add to another, greater queso sauce.

I like that you posted the broadcast TV edit of the movie, which wasn’t allowed to show the famous cum joke on-screen.

Whoever’s cum that is should really visit their urologist.

That’s yet another reason I ain’t gonna play Sun City.

Let it come back to wherever you are, and keep it there so it stops bugging the rest of us.

Look at this graph! 📈