Don’t remind of my mortality, not like this

as soon as i find a suitable replacement it gets canned too and its not until i find another replacement before they bring back the first one.

I’ve got a coworker that used to say this all the time, until I started singing ‘bye bye bye’ every time he said it

Y’all should just rename your country to Greated Kingland and make life easier for everyone

Huh, my grandad was right, there is an upside to every situation!

I’ve wondered quite a bit about my dark meat vs light meat. I’ve also wondered how well marbled I am. I think I’d be delicious.

That’s Oklahoma and everyone in Texas hates it. Anyone who says otherwise is an escaped Oklahoman and the authorities need to be alerted so they can be returned to their isolation

Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

If i paid money to every the patreon of every content creator that I want to support, it’d be a lot more money than youtube premium. Better believe ill be cancelling premium the very first ad I see though.

This is the most terrifying image I’ve seen in a while. Thanks.

That depends, is this knife a baby?

I just got sucked back into this game a few days ago. None of the people I used to play this with want to touch it again so I’ve been running solo. It’s still fun, but its not the same as slow rolling up to my buddies base in a cop car with the lights and sirens going with half of West Points zombies following behind me.

Wax paper tastes different