Gross

I mean a lot of my problems can be linked to paternal neglect and derision and Pedro is right there so…

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Fool. In time, I shall shed this mortal coil and be absorbed and manifest into more mushrooms than you can imagine.

Yes, the template is Al generated. No, i didn’t find any better one. No, i didn’t search for long because i’m lazy. Please just accept my gratitude.

Took me like 15 seconds

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/415485805/Carrying-society

For one of those companies, that was probably true. They had been increasingly profitable for all ~15 years they had been open, most of the white-collar employees were vocally pro-Trump, and then there was chitchat over how tariffs are making it difficult to produce our goods (we had used aluminum and a lot of other imported materials), and I doubt half of them ever put two and two together.

“You’re certainly qualified for this job and we’d love to have you. Welcome aboard!”

Some time later:

“Sorry, we can’t afford to pay our employees to continue doing their jobs so we’re going to have to let you go”

This has happened twice to me within the past year.

I only have one soul, so if I’ve already generated one image then there’s no harm for me if I generate another

It seems like that feature is just a sort of mad-libs style of generating strings of text and it mostly appeals to the random=funny crowd. Seems like it can occasionally come up with something coherent or clever but I’m not going to throw the money at it to determine a success rate. It reminds me of Cyanide & Happiness’s random comic generator. Relatively harmless compared to other AI stuff so long as people keep the slop to themselves. I don’t like how they use “AI” as a buzzword for marketing that technology.

What part of this meme comes across as AI to you? The cartoon pirate is a little sus to me but not glaringly so. The joke itself seems plausibly human in design, and the formatting also would be human-made (ex. underlining the C’s and the Q). The lefthand image is an actual painting by Bonaventura Peeters.

Instructions unclear: currently in a superposition of both alive and dead while trapped within a box

It was actually Hamlet (source: I was there)

I was asking since I’ve seen more egregious cases of people rewriting what they’ve said. Your change is relatively mild and you were open about it, so I wasn’t sweating it for this case.

Is there a way to see an archive of posts/comments before each edit?

No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart

It’s impossible these days to find someone qualified to use Google image search and/or click and drag images and text on a blank workspace and/or use established tools such as imgflip or kapwing

Veronica and Betty btw

You could have just said Lorem ipsum and it would have made as much sense

Normalize not passing on generational trauma

Reproducing is the most substantial drain to the environment, and people with AI girl/boyfriends tend to excel at avoiding that.