Is SCP-999 available to take home? I’m be happy to have a anti-depressant goo puppy!

The only time I said “Terredise” when I was at school was with a face-melting level of sarcasm. I can’t believe the city actually ran with it as a motto lol.

Shout out to Y Town!!!

Because of this, I christen my cartridges by licking them.

!CartographyAnarchy@lemm.ee

I don’t speak Russian, but in the Spanish version he’s not even talking about bacon pancakes at all!

Bacon frito, bacon bacon frito

Toco bacon y lo frito un poquito

Bacon frito, esto esta muy rico

Bacon fritooooo

Fried bacon, fried bacon

I take bacon and I fry it a little

Fried bacon, this is very tasty

Fried bacon

Thanks Cap’n Soda! 🫡

In my college’s drama club parties, it was tradition that one of the officers of the club would drink a bottle. They would make up a different reason each time they did it as to how the tradition started.

5 min ago my lemmy all turned spanish…all the tabs, preferences…etc. I went into preferences and made sure they were checked to english…they were…what is going on? I cant read spanish so I am in need of some help here…i am asking you b/c I cannot find the mod help link b/c I cannot read it.

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

It might sound stupid, but sometimes (at least for me) I find joy in bringing others joy. I do my best to compliment strangers around me when I notice that they’ve done something special to make themselves look nice or if I really like a piece of clothing. I go out of my way to bring/send treats to my coworkers or friends when they have a special day coming up. It’s a reminder to them (and to myself) that the world is what we make of it, so why not do what we can to make it better? Joy is not a zero-sum game - something that takes me an iota of effort to do can bring huge returns in happiness of others.

https://feddit.uk/c/nominativedeterminism

I appreciate the corners being cut off of this meme

No, be freed

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WILSONNNNNN!!!

Android turtle emoji

I figured that a lot of it was just padding after answering the question of what “how do you dress” means