I appreciate the sacrifice to show us this beautiful toast, knowing that to wait and take a photo would render it cold and therefore bad toast.

It’s a neat story really. A castle cannon that was lost technology, people knew how to fire it but not how to build one or repair it.

Just noticed the tag still on his cuff and the lack of shirt under the jacket. What is the source for this one?

Movie producers?

FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIIIIIIIVE!! UHHH!!

Big time. Ya gotta ease them in with a hat wobble though

https://media1.tenor.com/m/33EzbxFZQnEAAAAd/yogurt-spaceballs.gif

And I fell for it too. I had the turtles sewer boat, but always actually wanted the zeppelin

My friend, be the second breakfast you want to see in the world

A BI G.E.L.F. Daddy from Red Dwarf?

Hey it’s Ana de Feetas!

Just how proactive are we talking? Before every shit? The second you flush every time you whip straight around and start plunging?

Croque garcon?

Fuck, that’s bad news. Crimes against profit

Ok, dumb question: you still see these around. Is Trafic an actual French word or just funky spelling for traffic?

I refuse to google this question. Thank you.

🎶🎶These wounds, they will not heal🎶🎶

And depending on the era, certainly in England, many high society people didn’t get out of bed until 11am or midday.

I’ve had an excellent pedestal fan for 10 years for my bedroom. It’s brilliant and does everything you want, but it also has a blazing bright light-up screen to you show it’s on. But I know it’s on as it’s blowing air, I know it’s on oscillate as it’s turning - why does it need to show a neon sign in my bedroom at night with no way to turn it off? Mental.

God bless this zoomer

“and here are 5 reasons why”

Lt Kusanagi from Ghost In The Shell for me

Trinity from the Matrix