If it changes the air pressure, changing the refractive index, it will affect how fast the waves will travel. If you put it behind the router blowing towards the computer, does that increase the pressure? Then it would slow down I think. But this would only make a difference for a single wave packet; any real connection sends many packets and would be limited by the frequency of packets sent.

I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!

Big if true

Jarring reading this as my inner voice goes from singing the song and switching to a riddle-reading voice.

You are asking something different, but I think it’s interesting to mention that the particles that go into the LHC don’t start there. The LHC gets them from the SPS, which gets them from the PS and this keeps going for a few more steps.

I will comment this and go to bed, finally. Thanks!