What I heard

This is fine.

After exclusively using android for 10 years I switched to an iPhone. Only regret is not doing it sooner.

Well, it wasn’t a waste. You learned something from it!

Oh fuck no. Don’t apologize to the girl or you WILL have something even bigger to feel guilty about. How much random shit do you remember when you were five years old? I guarantee she doesn’t remember a bit of it and never will, but you could easily plant false traumatic memories in her brain. That’s just fucked up every way you look at it.

I wouldn’t assume this is the work of a conservative ha

I come for the extras.