If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

Hover-round hover-round -round

Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

Hoist the sales!

\m/

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Nein

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

China has entered the chat.

Is this in reference to pdiddy?

Iron maiden in Brazil.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

Be a champ and eat that ass.

He’s not physically dead.