snooggums

Have you met cats before?

The death start leaning out of the way is just perfect.

We already did, but we will again too!

They are tied to the pole, not holding it.

They are not wearing the rope or pole any more than they are wearing the platform they are standing on.

So do houses!

They are basically investors in the housing market when their money makes its own money without their direct involvement.

I am reminded of this term about once a year and then promptly forget because it never comes up except in internet memes.

They do!

Smart like in smart appliances that are anything but.

unless they bother other

Well, that’s the thing. So many people are bothered when someone does something they wouldn’t personally do, often because they were told their whole life that there is only one proper way to exist.

“…unless they are harming someone else.” though, that is a pretty solid criteria.

This is your brain on misfolded proteins from eating hominids.

Funny, but not like haha funny.

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When a monkey’s paw’s last wish is spent, you have a monkey’s fist.

HP has lower profits!

A ton of things I have signed up for spam me with trash emails that they don’t put in the ‘sales’ or ‘offers’ categories I unchecked. Just because I was forced to create an account to buy one thing doesn’t mean I have a ‘business relatiotionship’ that justifies multiple daily reminders of what they have in stock.

The problem gets worse as more and more people overreact to a misunderstanding. I did take care of it shortly after posting.

If the thing I am avoiding doesn’t have negative consequences then I don’t feel like avoiding it is procrastination, just choosing something else. That is the difference for me.

For example, avoiding cleaning is only procrastination if there is a negative consequence like mold buildup or it causes issues my sinuses to have a fit from excess dust. Or if being disorganized hinders my ability to do the things I want. For me, procrastination isn’t defined by someone else.

In the end, it could be that the things you do while procrastinating are the things you actually want, and the other stuff is just stuff that you think you’re supposed to do.

It depends very heavily on what one does while procrastinating and whether I feel like I am avoiding doing the thing that I want/should be doing and how I feel about it afterwards. If I choose to play games instead of cleaning, that doesn’t even feel like procrastination for me, it was just choosing something else.

But if I’m choosing something else just to avoid doing the other thing then it feels like procrastination. Right now I’m procrastinating by making this post instead of replying to something I don’t want to deal with. That is different than when I choose to browse and post instead of cleaning if I just feel like browsing more than cleaning. That’s just prioritizing.

Ugh, I should really stop procrastinating and deal with that other thing. Maybe I’ll procrastinate some more by cleaning instead of dealing with that thing…

“Don’t you think that eating healthy food every days is changing you from who you really are?”

munches on bacon flavored doritos judgingly