right order

descending primes, right?

you won after all

I think your foot might be pregnant

theyre mini apartments based in miniturisation tech, nothing to do with pokemon

and inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking

The arrangement of words, and their meanings could use some work though.

“Buy my fucking product, you worthless dumbell.”

The Mayans warned us about him

An emo dating app that rates people based on how long they can stand in the rain the longest.

I couldnt go up the stairs because someone was already coming down, so rather than wait, I just pissed myself and made a sandwich

I read that last word wrong a few times

With blame but my Germans is shelled. Lemmy in the inglish please?

ich nichten lichten

Richtig

A human on a leash walks past another human on a leash. They lock eyes on their t-shirts.

“Team Jacob sucks!”
“No, Team Edward sucks harder!”
“Jacob sucks the most!”
“Edward was sucking before Jacob was even born!”
“Jacob sucks more in a single year than Edward sucks in several extended lifetimes!”
“Edward sucks full time though, whereas Jacob only sucks part-time!”
… etc

Anyone who is comfortable conversing within the confines of their own mind for hours on end without pause or distraction, is either a sage or a psychopath in my opinion

I thought Richard Branson just liked sex

Virgin Media would like a word

Exactly. Even if they’ve broken water and are pleading you to call an ambulance, the best thing to do is to just talk about the weather or offer them a tea.