I once waited on hold for Microsoft support for 6.5 hours.

Fun fact: After hour 3 they stop playing music.

Yeah, I’m at 28T and I’m eying some 18T drives for an expansion unit.

If only my wife would understand this.

There is never, ever, a time when seeing her naked wouldn’t make my day better.

It’s really not the team size, but rather the management that comes with it.

The devs aren’t the problem 99% of the time.

I use them interchangeably and I’ve never had a layperson get that glassy eyed stare they get when I talk about IT stuff they don’t understand.