I had one of these

Red touching yellow, friendly fellow

Red touching black, that’ll kill Jack

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it’s always sold out

We call it the USSS for reasons that should be obvious to a German

diddle my hall effect lid sensor daddy

encourage people to spend money

Yeah, exactly that

STOP! Collaborate an-

fuck

Ma’am, this is a meme

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It’s got feathers, it’s a bird smh

My aunt knew him as Billy in high school. And he pronounced his last name DAY-foe.

Their good journalists left

There’s actually a very simple reason for this phenomenon. A standard spring mattress essentially acts like a giant mirror, reflecting all sorts of radio waves, including your cellular signal. This can cause interference, leading to a dead zone in the near vicinity. The same effect was documented back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.