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Aye, Captain!

Ummm It seems like their standard verbage for statutory holidays

I don’t remember that

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Thanks

Thanks.

I’ll take cheesy & cliché all day. Except “thoughts & prayers”. “Thoughts & prayers” is the cancer of cheesy & cliché. Fuck cancer.

My mom has always proudly proclaimed “I never once touched a cigarette”. She’s currently dying of lung cancer.

Interesting the various ways her body is trying to kill itself on her journey. Absolutely brutal, and she’s really only just beginning the end.

2/10. Would not recommend, but ya gotta die somehow.

But that’s not the name of the restaurant, that’s just the name of the song

this human form is limiting

This is the way

some things in life are just NEEDED!

Sorry about the fucking idiots, and thanks for not fucking the idiots.

Or… And doctors hate this one trick…

8 200mg pills

New from Hasbro, the stand on desk!

(some accessories not included)

I love… lamp

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Well…

Her moves are weak

Sometimes I think I’m thinking about the Roman Empire, but then it turns out I’m thinking about the Holy Roman Empire.