troybot [he/him]

Knowing IBM, probably something to do with Nazis

Shinzo Abe was assassinated.with a doohickey made out of a wood board and metal conduit pipes wrapped up in electrical tape

Ooh I’ll play. Australia?

Apply directly to the forehead!

Why does Bill look like Gru?

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

Go to an antique mall and look for a Wagner or Griswold. Vintage cast irons were machined smooth like the pans pictured in the OP.

Mine has been sitting in the back of my cupboard for at least a decade. This post just remindied me to donate the thing to Goodwill. There once was a time when I would eat a quesadilla on a regular basis. At this point in life I can’t justify having a whole appliance for making only one type of dish.

Paul Phoenix

do you mind sharing your secret for the capital i? you just used three of them in one post and i have no idea how you accomplished such a feat

Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground

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Man what a wind string of events with those advertisements. Someone on a Creative team came up with a silly mascot, ends with pizza shop employees being held hostage at gunpoint.