f=$(mktemp);trap 'rm $f' EXIT;r='rand';cc -Dp=printf -o $f -xc -<<_;$f
int p(char const*,...);void s$r(unsigned);int $r();int main(){int i,v,
j;s$r($(date +%s)u);char*_[]={"hii","hello","welcome",":3"};for(i=$r()
/99;--i;){for(v=$r(),j=5;--j;)p("%s ",_[(v-j)%4]);if(!(i%8))p("\n");}}
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Yes! I’d rather there be something than nothing. It’s a wonder that anything exists at all