purplexed

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

Pam pam param boyos!

That just turns you more Canadian

I’m such a fan of gyatt, it’s just so damn fun to say.

I think that’s the bit from 2 Kings

He cheves man, he cheves.

Exactly, it’s unsafe, making pop the safer option.

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

Sounds like success to me. Any engagement is better than none

I think you were both making jokes