Maybe he is over a thousand years old, don’t you see the wrinkles?

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If you have a whiteboard marker, you can draw over it and then erase it. Works wonders.

Interestingly I can agree on the grossness of it, only when “the mood”™ arises a kind of nasty turns into attractively naughty. It’s a strange alteration. Like the new texture of a food you might find somewhat repulsive at first suddenly becomes highly addictive or desirable when you give in to it. The sleazy feeling of wanting to keep popping bubble wrap plastic without stopping.

This differs based on time, context (persons) and general mood.

I wonder if at a base level we have kind of the same attitude, but the hormonal alteration or lack thereof is what creates the differences and clouds my mind while yours stay sharp.

The trick is to cut out the sticker (with the film underneath) and use paste gum to just place it where you want it. You can then remove it and stick it somewhere else whenever you want.

The “ew” saved it.

Interesting, would the muscles of someone living far away from the equator be stronger in general than compared to someone with the same genes / lifestyle on the equator?

I’m now very curious about what it was like before.

Do they contain more sugars by default perhaps?

Time for a new name for your loud extendable flute, what about lextaf and plugging it into daily conversation?

“Hello sir, I’m playing lextaf, are you playing lextaf? Let us lextafeers lextaf with our lextafs and forget about our current political headaches.”

I love it. Less social interaction after a long day of work, I can keep my headphones on. It’s a bliss for me.

For a moment I thought the comic was AI generated because of that. Exactly how many AI image generators make textual errors.

(and motorbikes for even longer distances, and ca… wait)

Had to look it up as well, but apparently it is how you type “hoe” in a calculator upside down…

Lunch is my favourite. Nothing beats a fine sandwich with cheese.

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Maybe the girl at the party will get jealous.

“In my defense, the guy did whine about not seeing any stars.”

If it were true, you might buy there once, but it will always leave a bitter taste. So not sure if it would be good advertising if you never go there again.

I read this as if she was on life support.