Thank you for the arrow I would’ve never guess myself

He’s so mad

You can’t fix your tiredness in one night. Sleep well for a week, fix your sleeping scedule and you’re going to feel much much much better

I don’t know what’s worse - that it’s a r/crack or that someone decided to give it a wholesome award

Please unplug from the news, at least sometimes. For you own mental wellbeing

My understanding is, in the early days, you could send an SMS to Twitter to post, so the limitation was imposed by SMS and not necessarily Twitter.

No. The twitter were build with the limit in mind, in fact it is its whole spiel.

Why? It’s not thar deep.

1. It games the attention span of viewers. You can read 3-4 articles before getting tired or going about your day, but you can guzzle infinite number of twits, because they are small, engaging and various

2. It not only games the viewers but posters too. Maybe you want to write an article, or blog post, but you know it’s going to be long. So you better do it on the weekend. Or when you have more time. Which for many is never. But writing a couple sentences? Easy! You can do it on a bus! You can do it on the toilet! And, if everyone is on the same level as you, you don’t feel bad for keeping it short.

Also it should make a lil trumpet sound when you “trumpet” something

Nutritious

What’s a tomato picker?

What?

My first thought is that it looks like face hugger from Alien

Or As Severe As Possible…

Awww come on, the more the merrier!

Hate to be the guy whos girl gets snatched by a bee

Sounds delicious! Would try sometime, thanks :)

No, I’m just mixing it with cream and sugar

I can actually control it it’s so cool!!

YES