I like helping people, but not with what I do for my day job. Ask me to shovel your driveway or help you move or proofread your emails or anything but more of what I’ve already spent all day doing.

I didn’t confuse Beast with Sonic, but I updated because it’s hilarious that someone else did.

Theory of relativity. Which one is in the mirror is entirely dependent on your frame of reference.

To be pedantic, Supermen was created by a pair of Canucks and The Boys is the brainchild of an Irishman.