Oh, we all understand. We’re just lamenting that the Internet has changed so much for the worse.

It grows on teets!

Whoever said it was easier to destroy than to create never tried collecting their feces in jars for nine months.

Me too. My guess is that the marketing was targeted mostly towards kids.

Apparently it earned this dubious honor purely from marketing… It has a marketing budget of 1 billion dollars. But it’s allegedly made 5 billion, so… guess it was worth it to someone.

No, Mother! It’s just the northern lights!

…no

Jesus… was the seagull okay?

Yes!

Identical sets are considered subsets of each other.

He runs like Steven Seagal!

Just put some in your mouth dude, it’s not that complicated

That’s rough buddy.

Is this an ad…?

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly how I feel about it. The universe is nothing but dead matter being pushed around by blind force, and any sense of agency is just an emergent phenomenon that exists as an illusion in the brain without having any actual bearing on reality. If you perfectly understood all of the forces and matter involved, you could perfectly predict what any given human (or anything system at all) would do.

That said, I also believe that it’s a completely useless idea when you’re trying to navigate through life, so I mostly just keep it in the back of my head like some half-forgotten piece of trivia and spend most of my time pretending to be in control like everyone else. Cheers!

It’s still an insult, we just pronounce the ‘u’ as ‘oo’ now.

That’s probably because Donnie Darko also fits the above comment pretty much perfectly.

The meaning of life is to live.

And it still has a thriving competitive scene more than 25 years later.

In fact, ASL (the biggest SC tournament) is going on right now!

If everyone stopped simping for the c-suite, it would be a lot harder for them to be shitty to people.