You should check out the wake county register of deeds! They’re accessible online and they go allllll the way back.

I am SO DOWN. Let’s go. Let’s do it.

I did that and got a jcob. It feels great at a very specific angle but i guess i haven’t perfected it yet, or a childhood injury to my left arm just means I’m gonna be uncomfortable leaning on my handlebars.

This hurt me because my eyeballs glossed over it like wtf and my brain was like, oh, yeah, I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

I KNEW IT!!! The sun just…hurts. now. Regardless of latitude, direct sunlight deadass insta-sizzles my skin. Worth it though, my mental health is sorted. UV blocking activewear handles the rest.

Holy shit that’s badass

I’ve been trying to find a new keyboard for a while now but I find myself missing the gif menu. 😩 The second they add one to futo or heliboard I’m so down

Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

I’m making do with pear launcher. Only thing I’m sad about off the top of my head is you can’t change the padding on widgets to fit whole screen.

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

I once lived in a complex where Google had my apartment so wrong I’d have to stick gps coordinates in the delivery instructions.

A foreboding image of a lone shopping cart