I thought the joke was that each distro has a descriptor that ends with -y with openSUSE’s descriptor being unexpected but still matching the pattern.

Turret3857 is not in the sudoers file.

This incident will be reported.

Wouldn’t that be akin to adding new features? Adding support for previously unsupported (due to their lack of existance) hardware is a feature imo.

Besides, while a program may eventually be bug-free, no modern computer has flawless hardware so creating a large program without bugs will always remain a thought experiment.

The only possible reason to do it would be if an alien civilization were to demand producing such a program or else they’d destroy Earth (similar to Erdős’s thought experiment with finding Ramsey numbers). Perhaps with all of humanity’s resources and a few decades this could be done.

Absolutely, I was thinking more along the lines of focusing solely on bug-fixing.

Eventually: Yes.

There are a finite number of bugs (or bug types rather, you could have infinitely many bugs from the same few lines of code) and it will take finite time to fix them all. You cannot know when you have fixed all of them though. But some games have gone above and beyond with fixing bugs, like Factorio where you will not encounter bugs without explicitly looking for them.

Assuming the bathroom is in a hallway, having the door open into the hallway would cause the flight path to be narrowed which would be against (some) fire code(s).

After all, significantly more people would want to flee through the hallway than out of a room adjacent to the hallway.

That might not be up to fire standards demanding doors in the hallway to be opened to the inside of the room.

What shitty system even allows this to happen? It’s not like the microchip in credit cards that allows for secure transactions is particularly expensive.

Small addendum because I looked it up:

Apparently checks aren’t the only ancient aspect of the US banking system. Chip cards have apparently only come around in the past few years, prior they used the insecure magnetic strip cards that can literally just be copied.

But only mostly!

Catholicism truly believes you are eating Jesus’s body and drinking his blood at mass.

But it’s not cannibalism because the bread and wine still keep all their properties after turning into Jesus 🤓

https://www.catholic.com/magazine/online-edition/are-catholics-cannibals

It’s just to get an insane ratio on a private tracker. A ratio of 1 billion looks cool but is otherwise pointless. This recipe is the smallest torrent on that site, so downloading it creates the biggest possible ratio. Not downloading anything eould give you a ratio of NaN since [Upload] divided by 0 is NaN.

In what way? My “real” torrents from private trackers have at most a ratio of 4.0, with most of them just slightly above 1.0 (and a bunch even below 1.0).

By the way, due to defederation you can’t see the comment with the solution.

Here’s the post with all comments:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/32437677

Well, if you insist…

Boston Chicken & KFC Rotisserie Style Chicken

Serving Size : 4

1/4 c Oil
1 tb Honey
1 tb Lime juice
1/4 ts Paprika
Season salt
4 Chicken breast halves with skin

Mix all ingredients well in saucepan and warm just to
 melt honey. Arrange 4 chicken breast halves, skin-side-up
 in a square baking dish or pan, sprayed with Pam. 
Bake uncovered at 400~ about 35 to 40 minutes, basting
 chicken without turning them, 3 or 4 times during baking
 or until nicely browned.
Immediately upon removing from oven, seal baking dish 
tightly in foil and let stand 15 to 20 minutes before
serving.

Yup! It’s the smallest (non VIP) torrent on there. Its only purpose (nowadays) is to change your ratio from NaN to a number in the hundreds of millions/billions. It’s my only non-freeleech download.

god dammit I didn’t expect it to be guessed this quickly

Could’ve been New Years sex too tho

peer reviewed

Mazières, D., & Kohler, E. (2005). Get me off your fucking mailing list [PDF]. Accepted for publication in the International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology in 2014.

Four panels

Person laying horizontally in last panel

This is loss

Dead Pixels aren’t always covered by warranty by the way.

This is why you should only purchase expensive shit online if you live in a country with a mandatory 14 day no-questions-asked return window for online purchases.