“the pokies”

You ever Google that?

That “depends” on whose orgy you’re talking about.

He can only pardon federal crimes

Taurus.
You will never find true happiness.
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up.
Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep.

In reality it is probably just a guy whose wife’s cancer treatment was denied.

It’s a fun notion but incorrect - https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Black_Friday

Later, PR efforts purposely invented the incorrect, more positive “etymology” (which is a very popular urban legend and false etymology that was even in Wiktionary from 2008 to 2015) that the name was given because this day is supposedly the first day of the year on which retailers typically posted profits (‘in the black’) rather than losses (‘in the red’).[1]

Same reason the plague is called the “black death” or why the stock market crash of 1929 is known as “black Thursday”.

Black = darkness = bad

It’s funny because he’s never getting to Mars

Okay. Now it’s starting to make sense.

Apparently my cat agrees

Is cloud gate like watergate?

Kentucky = Hicks