We here at Boeing Airlines have realized our continued recent issues and failures, and for that we sincerely apologize to any and all affected passengers and crew members.
We have decided that from this point on, we will now be changing our brand name to Boing as we upgrade all of our airplanes with spring technology. That way if any of our planes fall out of the sky, they’ll go boing boing boing…
I took this literally when I saw the headline cause someone was talking about the Comcast => X-finity rebrand on a podcast yesterday. But yeah, it’s a shitpost and I’m fine with that.