Wait a minute! We’re fish! We don’t possess the capacity for abstract thought!
Let’s go swimming, let’s go swimming
yeah, let’s go swimming
Let’s go swimming, let’s go swimming
In the vottom of the o-ceanLook at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping
don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning drugged crushed up tea leaves and milk
I think I’ll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?Sounds like a plan!
Lets pretend to be fishes .
Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i’m dumb as fuck .
lmfao got em
Losers
“The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀”
It’s not suicide…it’s Seppuku.
Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.
Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.
“Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I’ll go into shock and die now”
Let’s pretend to be fish.
Blub
Blub?
Blubb.
We often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps
I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.
Nevermind that your both fucking drowning?
Let’s pretend to be fish.
“I’m wet and I don’t even know it.”
“oh look! A free meal attached to a string. I must eat it!”
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Shopping for more alcohol!
