Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been /
I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans /
Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose /
Give you a triple-shot of my toots /
But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part /
When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart /
One whistle /
One jump /
And one fart
“One Jump, One Whistle, and One Fart” sounds like it could be a parody of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.”
Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart