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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

The most irreplaceable thing

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The most irreplaceable thing

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    My alcoholic uncle unironically posted this to Facebook this morning at 2:31am.

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      Your uncle sound like a well cultured man

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Well pickled.

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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      Based drunk uncle

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    I lost brain cells reading this

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    Holy shit. This abomination maybe belongs in !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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      There is a subreddit for this: r/laughjokes which this post was probably taken from

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    Translation

    George finds tim at a car accident

    George says to tim. Tim don’t cry you can get a new car.

    Tim then says to George to look in the passenger seat

    George looks and proceeds to say to tim. Don’t cry You can get a new girlfriend tim

    Then Tim says look Again in mouth. Tim’s penis was cut of

    Moral of the story you can get new cars and new hoes. But you can never get a new penis also alpine Linux sucks

    This is such an motivational piece of media. Has truly changed my life

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    This is not even worthy as self-aware ironic cringe

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      It is self-aware ironic cringe. This is from r/laughjokes, which is where people try to make the cringiest, unfunny jokes possible, a la Funwaa (but Funwaa does it unironically)

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        My precious funwaa

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          Gumwaa has come back into my life since I left Funwaa…

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      Cope

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    Memes According to Garp

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