I just hit no tip and say thanks! And walk out. It’s not difficult.
What are they going to do? Make a scene? I pray they would.
I’m sorry, you tell me what fucking service I’m tipping you for? Do you tip your plumber? Do you tip the attendant at a roller coaster at a theme park? Do you tip front desk attendant at a hotel? No…pray tell, why do you think you need a tip for pouring me two-hour old hot bean water? Did you grind it by hand at my request? Did you personally see to it that I received only the very best beans at ye Starbucks roasteries? No? Then fuck off.
I just hit no tip and say thanks! And walk out. It’s not difficult.
What are they going to do? Make a scene? I pray they would.
I’m sorry, you tell me what fucking service I’m tipping you for? Do you tip your plumber? Do you tip the attendant at a roller coaster at a theme park? Do you tip front desk attendant at a hotel? No…pray tell, why do you think you need a tip for pouring me two-hour old hot bean water? Did you grind it by hand at my request? Did you personally see to it that I received only the very best beans at ye Starbucks roasteries? No? Then fuck off.
Obligatory: Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
It’s not like they’re ranting off topic. Also the joke is old.
You tip at Wendy’s?
It’s extortion. You get the special cup they’ve been saving all day that the guy spat in if you don’t tip.