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minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoThis is me if I don’t write down the list. “It’s just 3 things!” “I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me Forgets list at home.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agowrites down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year ago“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.
minus-squareFetus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoWhat was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThere were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoRookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoThat’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!
minus-squareTheGoldenGod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoExactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.
This is me if I don’t write down the list.
“It’s just 3 things!”
“I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me
Forgets list at home.
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
Rookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.
That’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!
Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.