• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
    1·
    5 months ago

    …I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

    Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

    • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
      31·
      5 months ago

      Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

      • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
        2·
        5 months ago

        Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

        The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

        • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
          11·
          5 months ago

          What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals

          • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
            2·
            5 months ago

            It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

            I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.