I can imagine Gus joining the army depending on his relationship with his dad.

  • Bassman27@lemmy.world
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    From left to right: Tech bro Only fans Barista YouTube mukbang creator Mechanic Middle management

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      Interesting. So Gus has a falling out with his father, and rejects his army “heritage” and goes fully into the world of software/hardware.

      Gretchen likely then works as a librarian or as a public service educator, and has to make ends meet by supplanting her income online.

      Spinelli doesn’t strike me as a coffee aficionado, but she is highly strung and so probably would thrive in a hands-on demanding environment like a coffee house.

      Mikey, as a youtuber who consumes lots of food. Yes, I could probably see that. I hoped more that he would be literally on stage performing theater, but I suppose youtube is a stage of sorts where you find your ideal audience, and so food and performance seems like a good fit.

      TJ as a mechanic. I guess so, though it feels like a waste of his inspirational, organizational, and creativity skills, though the same could be said for many kids with failed dreams.

      Vincent in middle management. Perhaps his passion for sports did not translate well into adulthood and he had to find himself a normal job.

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      4 months ago

      that’s a (major) background worry that could be applied to anyone. I’m asking specifically about the recess characters

  • Xer0@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    Gus - the “computer” guy in his office, gets loads of shit dumped on him and has to help people with Excel all day.

    Gretchen - Scientist / Professor

    Spinelli - Mechanic or something else physical - gets wasted and has her holes filled every night

    Mikey - “Journalist” or writes articles for a newspaper / website.

    TJ - Douchebag project manager

    Vince - Basketball coach

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      Spinelli

      Is this really the fate you want for a beloved character from your childhood?

      TJ

      I take it he wasn’t your favourite character growing up

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    4 months ago

    Randall J. Weems is a reddit mod

    Mrs. Muriel was a covid denier and died from covid

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    4 months ago

    gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

    gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

    spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

    T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

    vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he’s now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

    mikey is filling the world with love

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      4 months ago

      Dunno. I can’t imagine Spinelli taking orders from anyone unless it’s someone she respects, like TJ.

      I can definitely imagine her in the trenches however

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      4 months ago

      Definitely was! Randall giving Ms Pfizer a spongebath might not be a joke that would fly now

  • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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    • TJ = Real estate Agent
    • Gretchen = IT
    • Vince = High School Coach
    • Gus = Accountant
    • Spinelli = graphic Designer
    • Mikey = Shop assistant/aspiring playwright