Well at least he’s considerate enough to put the sign
“I wish for an elephant sized cock.”
I feel like there is a pun here that I’m not getting.
I’m assuming it has to do with him wishing a couple of times to get a bigger reproduction organ, using common euphemisms.
Thanks to xoxox above I think elephant sized was misheard as elephant sided.
He wanted an elephant sized cock.
He wished for an elephant cock.
Yeah but why is it spotted? Maybe that’s artistic preference?
An elephant cock with the endurance of a cheetah maybe? Or maybe an elephant cock that’s easy to spot.
OH! “A giant cock, a spotted dick see, like an elephant’s arm.” Would fit the prompt perfectly then.
Crappiest chimera ever.
suddenly a million ducks start flying around the bar, and the guy says ‘what, you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?’
Inspired
I don’t know how you did it, but you found a Far Side I’ve never seen before
“I want to be hung like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury.”
I literally never understand these
