• steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    I heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he’ll appear behind you.

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      10 months ago

      I’d try that, but what do you feed a 19th century Prussian chancellor? I just don’t think I have the resources to properly care for such a creature 🤷

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          10 months ago

          Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!*

          *The statements of Gollum do not reflect the opinions of Viking_Hippie who, if anything, likes chips far too much.

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          10 months ago

          I still find it curious how a South American tuber ends up in a pseudo-medieval alternate European magical land.