lol I think I’m the only fan who doesn’t like the movies.
So what about the big chunk of people like me that only like pre-Disney Star Wars?
And what about the big chunk of people like me that only like pre-George-Lucas-had-unilateral-control-over-every-aspect-of-the-movie Star Wars?
That is the first image of the meme
And what about people like me who think Luke Skywalker’s drip in RotJ was cash money and I will never forgive George for not giving us more of that?
Wait, why are there 9 movies? I though there were 6 with a bunch of Disney stuff
There seem to be some tiers missing.
I don’t see why I should be downgraded for not enjoying all the main movies when not all of them were enjoyable.
Makes you weak, because they were enjoyable.
You just had different expectations.
But even the sequels were more enjoyable than say Twilight.
I think everyone, OP included need to step back and realize that Star Wars is a corporate product, not a philosophy/religion/political way of life. (Yes, yes, I know about muh Jedi religion). From the first movie, Lucas had toy sales in mind even before the movie was completed. The “world building” was designed to maximize the number of toy action figures and vehicles. Ironically, one of the reasons Disney has failed with SW is that they neglected the toy designs. There is no need to do free advertising for Disney or become their evangelical missionaries.
No need to kink shame someone’s interests. Enjoy what you enjoy and let others enjoy what they enjoy.
Woa. many books were way better than much of the media. books should be like the first step or maybe two I guess after original trilogy. mmm. this starts really late to. I don’t even make it to step one.
It’s all about the Caravan of Courage. Nothing ever better created for the SW Universe.
Truly a spectacle.
I watched that movie exactly once when I was a kid, like, 40 years ago. My mother still talks about it when she sees an ewok.
Holiday Special is like goatse
You only need to see it once.
Try it with the Rifftrax treatment.
I’ve watched it twice so far. What does that say about me?
You really like goatse
Holiday Special is fun and amazing. If you like doing your own version of MST3K
It’s certainly interesting and unexpected.
How have the sequels aged for you guys? I’m still disappointed by them
Well, I’m disappointed with almost every Star Wars thing… just more with the sequels.
At the same time I like most of them.
I have a different take.
The prequels were ass, then they gave us 7 seasons of some of the best Star Wars content there is to fill in the gaps and make the story cohesive. Now I love the prequels.
With how bad the sequels are I can only assume the cartoon we get to fill in the gaps will be a fucking banger.
Please.
That’s ignoring a lot of context and nuance. The prequels we’re bad because of the dialogue, Anakin’s character development and CGI, but the story was always spectacular because it was created by one person with a clear vision. The “story” in the sequels is incoherent and an absolute mess because it’s a story told by a bunch of people who didn’t know where they were going when they started (or even while they were making them). Clone wars had better dialogue and fixed Anakin’s character development while also telling stories created by the same person who was in charge of the movies the show is proving context for.
If Disney tried making an animated show to flesh out the sequel’s, who would even be making it?
I dunno, jar jar?
He was for children.
After all this time, it almost seems worse, Disney has proven they can make good Star Wars content so the sequels feel even more flat in comparison after an Andor
Still bad because the directors were somehow never capable of having a conversation about which way the story should go.
I will never understand that.
JJ Abrams admits there should have been a plan for the ‘Star Wars’ sequel trilogy
It still baffles me that there was no plan.
Better storytelling than the prequels, but there was no story to tell.
The prequels at least had a story, but it was told poorly.
Something Lucas did well in my eyes was world building. To me that’s the most redeeming part of the prequels, the universe felt vast yet connected. The sequels felt small in comparison and a little too familiar. The only place I wanted to see more of was Kijimi.
Something Lucas did well in my eyes was world building.
I sort of agree. World building was good as long as it stuck to establishing interesting characters and planets, but George had the tendency to cram the screen with CGI creatures which served no purpose other than to dazzle and distract the viewer.
So real for this
I have read some bad fucking Star Wars books in my youth. Still love them. Even Darksaber, where a random hutt builds a death star because it’s actually even easier to build planet-destroying weapons than Disney made it seem.
Eh I still don’t mind Darksaber… better than Crystal Star or Planet of Twilight.
To be fair, he failed because he cheaped the fuck out. Instead of making it bigger, he made it smaller and just included the laser part with no space station parts. And then it blew up because he built it in an asteroid field.
The entire problem with the sequels is that they flushed all of the book canon down the toilet so that Disney could skull fuck the franchise for a quick buck.
Hell, they flushed movie canon to make the force into Avatar.
Could you still enjoy the non-Canon stuff even if Disney doesn’t want you to?
Trouble is that they even killed future stories that would resolve started plotlines. They could easily have made the Sword of the Jedi into the sequel trilogy. But noooo, instead they just stumbled into it without any coherent plan.
Man, I LOVED the rogue squadron books when I was a kid. I still think they’re a pretty fun read, though I haven’t picked them up in at least a decade.
Look all I’m saying is, if you didn’t laugh your absolute ass off as Grampa Itchy watched softcore porn in the family room while everyone was still there, then something is deeply wrong with you.
Getting off to VR porn while everyone is home. What a legend.
