Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1826arrow-down112
arrow-up1814arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square185fedilink
minus-squareRailing5132@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoGreat Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoNo worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!
minus-squareRailing5132@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoOh, shit, I’m still here… Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoI’m not going to steal your dog, but refunds are unavailable in the event that the rapture or your participation in it is cancelled - sorry.
Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!
No worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!
Oh, shit, I’m still here… Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?
I’m not going to steal your dog, but refunds are unavailable in the event that the rapture or your participation in it is cancelled - sorry.