It’s a reference from “Spaceman” with Adam Sandler. The spider-like creature in it shows an interest in the suction system for the bathroom in the space ship.
The pee funnel is literally a funnel attached to a suction hose that you pee into to keep the urine from floating away and into the atmosphere of the spacecraft.
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I’d love to have a talking, horse-sized spider as a friend. 🙁
With proportional spider strength? Jesus Christmas. You’d be unstoppable
I think you’re underestimating how horrifying that would be, and how you’re nothing but a snack to such a creature.
I just have to stay away from their nets and everything will be fine. Also, it would probably suffocate before it could kill me
She must give the best hugs, 8 legs holding you tight, those mandibles wrapping around your head as she nuzzles you
It using the noisy pee funnel to fall asleep would even be endearing to me.
The what now?
It’s a reference from “Spaceman” with Adam Sandler. The spider-like creature in it shows an interest in the suction system for the bathroom in the space ship.
Here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/rNZ0xKaCdus
The pee funnel is literally a funnel attached to a suction hose that you pee into to keep the urine from floating away and into the atmosphere of the spacecraft.
https://youtu.be/aCG8NPh5G5w
I think being an evil deity with a penchant for singing discordant melodies is a prerequisite for giant spider-friends.