I worship The Matrix as much as the next guy but these leather-clad domination fantasies are absurd.
All those shiny leather karate superheros need giant strap-on dildos. Just part of the costume. Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, all of them. Big shiny plastic dicks. Just wear them. Nobody says anything. They just hang there and throb. It would be hilarious.
Same. The first movie, the leather aspect was mostly a small quirk not a full-front feature. Neo’s trenchcoat was mostly there to conceal weapons. Afterwards, it became a fashion choice.
Practical combat gear is what makes the most sense to me and what I resonate with the most from the series:
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I worship The Matrix as much as the next guy but these leather-clad domination fantasies are absurd.
All those shiny leather karate superheros need giant strap-on dildos. Just part of the costume. Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, all of them. Big shiny plastic dicks. Just wear them. Nobody says anything. They just hang there and throb. It would be hilarious.
Same. The first movie, the leather aspect was mostly a small quirk not a full-front feature. Neo’s trenchcoat was mostly there to conceal weapons. Afterwards, it became a fashion choice.
Practical combat gear is what makes the most sense to me and what I resonate with the most from the series:
or this:
seem more practical
Also, I didn’t know that there were Matrix comics. I’m going to read them all
It’s the matrix. They can do matrix magic bag-of-holding stuff.
And they are indestructible.
Nude. With shiny black leather fannypacks.