• MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    hopefully give them a tragic enough backstory

    What the fuck? Like abuse the shit out of them to toughen them up?

    I know you’re not being serious but damn what do you mean by this?

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      28 days ago

      Maybe I will hold back a wave of marauders and while they see the door buckling I tell them I love them and they need to fix the world to be a better place where kids don’t have to lose their parents then throw them down the escape slide as I turn around to start going with a chainsaw through the enemies.

      Maybe I will just name them Chadderick…

      I dunno, guess will see what works best in the moment.

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        28 days ago

        "and the winner, by a landslide vote, for Warmaster of the Golden Fleet, is Chadderick the LargeHuge.

        Sorry, Leslie."