…I could kiss you!!! I mean, I won’t. You never gave consent to that…

Ok. Here’s what I’ll do.

takes a picture of your face, connects cell phone to printer, prints picture of your face, kisses picture

What? I used the fancy glossy print sheets. I know what I’m doing! It’s not the first time I’ve had to kiss an inanimate object!

Yeah! You see that? I am a crazy person who has difficulty expressing themselves socially! Now…do you have a gun? Don’t worry, it’s nothing crazy. I just happened to run into Adolph Hitler earlier, and I took his picture and printed it too. Now I just need a gun.

…wait a second. If that really was Hitler walking around…why is it 2024???