• Spendrill@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Phone rings

    Longinus: Longinus speaking
    Pause God: I hear you crucified my son.
    Longinus: Yes, Sir, I did.
    God: And may I ask why?
    Longinus: clears throat Well… he stole John Wick’s car… and he killed his dog.
    God: Oh.