no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoUnethical relationship advicelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1359arrow-down113
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minus-squareSlimeKnight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up82arrow-down1·7 days agoWhile at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoIs it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down15·7 days agoMarriage is for religious weirdos
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·7 days agoUh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 days agoIf you break your taxes how will we use them
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
Marriage is for religious weirdos
Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
If you break your taxes how will we use them
and for crime/court