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minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up119·7 months agoYeah that’s why you wash things. Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·7 months agoAnd every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months agoSomeone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months ago Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina. Go on…
minus-squareKitathalla@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoThis is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.
Yeah that’s why you wash things.
Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
FELLAS
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
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Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
Go on…
This is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.