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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 days agoJesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoZombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoInverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 day agoTo Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
minus-squareAlecSadler@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 days agoI think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoYou think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
Jesus is a vampire?
Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
I mean, He told us to
I wouldn’t come back either