• kemsat@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      I remember talking to these girls on discord, and they kept talking about their new fox ears, and then when they showed me, they were bunny ears on a headband. That’s when I realized they were saying faux ears.

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        12 days ago

        I urgently need to know if you’re at the very least German, because if you’re anglophone that statement is straight up against the law.

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          11 days ago

          English here. I’m with you. I’m not sure if we stole the idea from French, but we do have a lot of spellings reflecting obsolete pronunciations like they do, if not a load of other funny orthographic habits.

          Noah Webster did try to fix things a little for the US, but his success was limited. And of course, the rest of the Anglosphere hasn’t bothered.

          (We do seem to have adopted “jail” over “gaol” though, if not a couple of others.)

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            12 days ago

            Click through something for a social media conversation? Gross.

            I did Google Translate that, full disclosure.

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              12 days ago

              What knock-off Google Translate clone did you use?

               

              "If it’s that urgent, you could have checked my profile.

              Have a nice day."

              • translation provided by Google Translate (for realsies)
              • MudMan@fedia.io
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                11 days ago

                Yeah, friend, that’s what I got, too.

                What did you think I got? This is a very confusing response. Maybe I should put it back through Translate. Hold on.

                Welchen gefälschten Google Translate-Klon haben Sie verwendet?

                There, Translateception.