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_cnt0@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

If linux distributions were tools.

sh.itjust.works

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If linux distributions were tools.

sh.itjust.works

_cnt0@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • redcalcium@lemmy.institute
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    Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won’t randomly announce that they’re wearing buttplug.

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      They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.

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        A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩

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    • mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Acutally… They do on the internet. And may even earn money by doing so.

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    First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good… So yes: I see your point

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      It’s so plug & play

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    That’s a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife

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    I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,

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      I think you’re right. But, I’m trying to make my memes inclusive: I don’t bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don’t beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.

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        Well you bash us arch users but i get it we can take it! Lmao. Or maybe ubuntu users just can’t take a joke

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          You shure as hell can take it in the ass that’s for sure

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    Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

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        That guy is so rad.

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    As an Arch user I feel offended but indeed I own one. So I guess it’s true…

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    I use lube btw

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      is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?

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        lube = archinstall

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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny

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      Its pretty apt because while you can technically use it to do a variety of things its almost always outclassed in any particular use

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    It should have a tail.

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      You can glue your own tail, there are instructions in the guide for proper configuration and cleaning.

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