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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 21 days ago

Some Decent Linux Jokes?

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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 21 days ago

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Alice: Make me a sandwich.

Bob: No. Go fuck yourself.

Alice: sudo make me a sandwich.

Bob: Okay. Here you go.
- Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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  relevant xkcd
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    Teach your kids the magic phrase… Sudo.
    
    'Whats the word?"
    
    “Please!!!”
    
    “No! It’s not! It’s sudo!”
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      Pretty pretty sudo with —no-preserve-root on top?
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        Are you crazy!? Are you trying to kill your parents!?

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