ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhy can't you just be normal?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1609arrow-down17
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoHow do you train your dog like this? Asking for a friend.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoI believe step number one is to acquire a cockapoo.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoAnd here I was sure it involved peanut butter.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago“It puts the peanut butter on the bone or it gets the hose.”
minus-squareAddv4@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoProblems arise when you have a dog that would greatly prefer the hose to the peanut butter.
minus-squareAddv4@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDon’t forget the inevitable zoomies that preclude the eating of the evil water snake. Seriously, I have to put up my dog every time I wash my car, and she whines the whole time.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoInteresting choice of words.
How do you train your dog like this?
Asking for a friend.
I believe step number one is to acquire a cockapoo.
And here I was sure it involved peanut butter.
“It puts the peanut butter on the bone or it gets the hose.”
Problems arise when you have a dog that would greatly prefer the hose to the peanut butter.
Don’t forget the inevitable zoomies that preclude the eating of the evil water snake. Seriously, I have to put up my dog every time I wash my car, and she whines the whole time.
Interesting choice of words.