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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

You smell nice on the inside

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You smell nice on the inside

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Took a couple of secs. Cologne.

    • Solution Engineer@reddthat.com
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      Nah, that’s where I live

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      Cologne and colon are pronounced very differently

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    Christ I reread that first line about 5 times trying to figure out how introducing a comma would help make things better.

    Guess I’m all in on the original.

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    Only if the other person knows how to spell. If nobody spells anything correctly, everything is spelt correctly.

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      deleted by creator

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    That’s how you get pinkeye!

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      Fart in the pillow before you leave, so she can smell your colon after you are gone.

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