cute_noker@feddit.dk to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoLinux does not sugarcoat itfeddit.dkexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1588arrow-down16
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minus-squareAbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up89·8 days agoAnother classic:
minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up64·8 days ago$ man woman No manual entry for woman Linux knows the importance of consent / If you’re not one already, Linux can’t help you understand / <Your own interpretation here>
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·8 days ago$ sudo touch woman You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
minus-squareremotelove@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up30·8 days agoYou want me to do what now? (Sudo, the cat.)
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·8 days agoAh, I see you’ve got the new hardware implementation of netcat.
Another classic:
$ man woman No manual entry for woman
Linux knows the importance of consent / If you’re not one already, Linux can’t help you understand / <Your own interpretation here>
https://xkcd.com/838/
You want me to do what now?
(Sudo, the cat.)
Ah, I see you’ve got the new hardware implementation of
netcat
.termux?
Yes.
Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me
No more