Source: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/596
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If you love stinging and irony enough, it all adds up. Plus it’s a pretty funny way to die, so you’ve got that going for you.
We might take Bentham a lot more seriously if he didn’t spend a substantial part of his life trying to make prison management more efficient: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon
He also "referred to his walking stick as 'Dapple, and his cat as ‘The Reverend Sir John Langbourne.’
Not to get pedantic, but more humorous utilitarianism examples would have been Mill or Hare.
Fuck it, I’m going down stinging!
Fall Out Boy intensifies
Ok, here we go…
I’m going down, down, stung a frog like a clown
Sugar, I’m going down stinging
Someone should make a reverse version of this story where the frog eats the scorpion midway across.
You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn’t make it across the river.
Scorpions can survive underwater for very long. It will find its way to the shore soon enough.
They’re entering rapids and its exoskeleton gets crushed
Republicans, after they officially owned the libs
Except there was no reasonable argument beforehand.
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